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Patchouli, Tomato Garden, Frankincense, Myrrh
Fried green tomatoes, once cherished for their crisp, tangy bite and golden crust, began an eerie transformation as an unknown mutation took hold. The once-familiar slices swelled grotesquely, their edges thickening and twisting into jagged, claw-like appendages. The tender, tangy interiors darkened into a spongy, pulsing mass that oozed a viscous, greenish-black substance with an unsettling shimmer.
These mutations didn't remain dormant. The tomatoes sprouted eyes—small, bead-like orbs that blinked and scanned their surroundings with a sinister awareness. Their crispy crust hardened into a chitinous shell, crackling ominously with every unsettling movement. Tentacle-like vines grew from their cores, snaking outward to lash or grasp prey.
No longer passive side dishes, these fried green tomato monsters exhibit a predatory hunger, their sizzling surfaces capable of delivering searing burns. Their aroma, once inviting with notes of cornmeal and spice, now twisted into a heavy, intoxicating scent that lured unsuspecting victims closer, only to ensnare them in a cage of creeping vines and corrosive goo.
In this warped evolution, fried green tomatoes have become both a culinary nightmare and a monstrous predator—proof that even the most familiar comfort foods can mutate into something terrifying when twisted by the unknown.
100% Soy wax infused with Hemp seed oil which is calming, relaxing, reduces headaches, and is family-friendly!
Hemp Seed oil contains 0% THC or CBD and has no scent. We add a small amount to each batch in order to reduce headaches caused by strong fragrance.
8oz gives you 35-40 hours of burn time
12oz gives you 70-80 hours of burn time
Satisfaction guaranteed. If there are any issues with your candle, (which is rare, but it occasionally happens) send us a pic, tell us the issue & we will replace or refund your order at no cost to you!
Patchouli, Tomato Garden, Frankincense, Myrrh
Fried green tomatoes, once cherished for their crisp, tangy bite and golden crust, began an eerie transformation as an unknown mutation took hold. The once-familiar slices swelled grotesquely, their edges thickening and twisting into jagged, claw-like appendages. The tender, tangy interiors darkened into a spongy, pulsing mass that oozed a viscous, greenish-black substance with an unsettling shimmer.
These mutations didn't remain dormant. The tomatoes sprouted eyes—small, bead-like orbs that blinked and scanned their surroundings with a sinister awareness. Their crispy crust hardened into a chitinous shell, crackling ominously with every unsettling movement. Tentacle-like vines grew from their cores, snaking outward to lash or grasp prey.
No longer passive side dishes, these fried green tomato monsters exhibit a predatory hunger, their sizzling surfaces capable of delivering searing burns. Their aroma, once inviting with notes of cornmeal and spice, now twisted into a heavy, intoxicating scent that lured unsuspecting victims closer, only to ensnare them in a cage of creeping vines and corrosive goo.
In this warped evolution, fried green tomatoes have become both a culinary nightmare and a monstrous predator—proof that even the most familiar comfort foods can mutate into something terrifying when twisted by the unknown.
100% Soy wax infused with Hemp seed oil which is calming, relaxing, reduces headaches, and is family-friendly!
Hemp Seed oil contains 0% THC or CBD and has no scent. We add a small amount to each batch in order to reduce headaches caused by strong fragrance.
8oz gives you 35-40 hours of burn time
12oz gives you 70-80 hours of burn time
Satisfaction guaranteed. If there are any issues with your candle, (which is rare, but it occasionally happens) send us a pic, tell us the issue & we will replace or refund your order at no cost to you!