Attack of the Killer Fried Green Tomatoes Soy Wax Candle

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Patchouli, Tomato Garden, Frankincense, Myrrh

Fried green tomatoes, once cherished for their crisp, tangy bite and golden crust, began an eerie transformation as an unknown mutation took hold. The once-familiar slices swelled grotesquely, their edges thickening and twisting into jagged, claw-like appendages. The tender, tangy interiors darkened into a spongy, pulsing mass that oozed a viscous, greenish-black substance with an unsettling shimmer.

These mutations didn't remain dormant. The tomatoes sprouted eyes—small, bead-like orbs that blinked and scanned their surroundings with a sinister awareness. Their crispy crust hardened into a chitinous shell, crackling ominously with every unsettling movement. Tentacle-like vines grew from their cores, snaking outward to lash or grasp prey.

No longer passive side dishes, these fried green tomato monsters exhibit a predatory hunger, their sizzling surfaces capable of delivering searing burns. Their aroma, once inviting with notes of cornmeal and spice, now twisted into a heavy, intoxicating scent that lured unsuspecting victims closer, only to ensnare them in a cage of creeping vines and corrosive goo.

In this warped evolution, fried green tomatoes have become both a culinary nightmare and a monstrous predator—proof that even the most familiar comfort foods can mutate into something terrifying when twisted by the unknown.

100% Soy wax infused with Hemp seed oil which is calming, relaxing, reduces headaches, and is family-friendly!

Hemp Seed oil contains 0% THC or CBD and has no scent. We add a small amount to each batch in order to reduce headaches caused by strong fragrance.

8oz gives you 35-40 hours of burn time
12oz gives you 70-80 hours of burn time

Satisfaction guaranteed. If there are any issues with your candle, (which is rare, but it occasionally happens) send us a pic, tell us the issue & we will replace or refund your order at no cost to you!

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Patchouli, Tomato Garden, Frankincense, Myrrh

Fried green tomatoes, once cherished for their crisp, tangy bite and golden crust, began an eerie transformation as an unknown mutation took hold. The once-familiar slices swelled grotesquely, their edges thickening and twisting into jagged, claw-like appendages. The tender, tangy interiors darkened into a spongy, pulsing mass that oozed a viscous, greenish-black substance with an unsettling shimmer.

These mutations didn't remain dormant. The tomatoes sprouted eyes—small, bead-like orbs that blinked and scanned their surroundings with a sinister awareness. Their crispy crust hardened into a chitinous shell, crackling ominously with every unsettling movement. Tentacle-like vines grew from their cores, snaking outward to lash or grasp prey.

No longer passive side dishes, these fried green tomato monsters exhibit a predatory hunger, their sizzling surfaces capable of delivering searing burns. Their aroma, once inviting with notes of cornmeal and spice, now twisted into a heavy, intoxicating scent that lured unsuspecting victims closer, only to ensnare them in a cage of creeping vines and corrosive goo.

In this warped evolution, fried green tomatoes have become both a culinary nightmare and a monstrous predator—proof that even the most familiar comfort foods can mutate into something terrifying when twisted by the unknown.

100% Soy wax infused with Hemp seed oil which is calming, relaxing, reduces headaches, and is family-friendly!

Hemp Seed oil contains 0% THC or CBD and has no scent. We add a small amount to each batch in order to reduce headaches caused by strong fragrance.

8oz gives you 35-40 hours of burn time
12oz gives you 70-80 hours of burn time

Satisfaction guaranteed. If there are any issues with your candle, (which is rare, but it occasionally happens) send us a pic, tell us the issue & we will replace or refund your order at no cost to you!

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In the Year 2000 Premium Soy Wax Candle
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