It’s that time of year again when this freegin guy starts popping up reminding us that if we don’t allow him to steal our milk and cookies that our children will go without gifts. Seeing as he clearly fired all his elves when they tried to unionize. I mean, when was the last time you saw a poor kid receive an interictally carved rocking horse for Christmas? Now it’s all plastic toys from Japan clearly displaying he doesn’t care about phthalates or non-biodegradable single use plastics!
So, it’s clear what he is actually doing. All those cookies and milk he snags up he stockpiles and resells so he can afford to buy toys at wholesale and turn a hefty profit. It’s a scam!
Mahogany Teakwood Vanilla Tobacco Pine Fir Birch
100% Soy wax infused with Hemp seed oil which is calming, relaxing, reduces headaches, and is family-friendly!
Hemp Seed oil contains 0% THC or CBD and has no scent. We add a small amount to each batch in order to reduce headaches caused by strong fragrance.
8oz gives you 35-40 hours of burn time
12oz gives you 70-80 hours of burn time
Satisfaction guaranteed. If there are any issues with your candle, (which is rare, but it occasionally happens) send us a pic, tell us the issue & we will replace or refund your order at no cost to you!
It’s that time of year again when this freegin guy starts popping up reminding us that if we don’t allow him to steal our milk and cookies that our children will go without gifts. Seeing as he clearly fired all his elves when they tried to unionize. I mean, when was the last time you saw a poor kid receive an interictally carved rocking horse for Christmas? Now it’s all plastic toys from Japan clearly displaying he doesn’t care about phthalates or non-biodegradable single use plastics!
So, it’s clear what he is actually doing. All those cookies and milk he snags up he stockpiles and resells so he can afford to buy toys at wholesale and turn a hefty profit. It’s a scam!
Mahogany Teakwood Vanilla Tobacco Pine Fir Birch
100% Soy wax infused with Hemp seed oil which is calming, relaxing, reduces headaches, and is family-friendly!
Hemp Seed oil contains 0% THC or CBD and has no scent. We add a small amount to each batch in order to reduce headaches caused by strong fragrance.
8oz gives you 35-40 hours of burn time
12oz gives you 70-80 hours of burn time
Satisfaction guaranteed. If there are any issues with your candle, (which is rare, but it occasionally happens) send us a pic, tell us the issue & we will replace or refund your order at no cost to you!
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